Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize