Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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