bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
id be glad to
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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