do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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