yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Life is so much better after having sex.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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