I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
