Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I came so hard my ears popped.
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