A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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