You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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