im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I deserve this hangover.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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