i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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