Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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