she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so let's talk penis.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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