whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
