she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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