Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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