I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We need to get me chipped asap
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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