My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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