you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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