OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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