you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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