help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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