evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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