My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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