i don't like sucking hair
Sponge bath it is.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
