I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My brain says no but my pants say off.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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