He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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