Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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