Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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