You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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