how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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