super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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