But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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