I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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