We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
