it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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