we have officially lost it.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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