So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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