My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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