Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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