god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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