They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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