We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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