All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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