Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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