Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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