I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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