He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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