but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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