Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?