All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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