After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
