Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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