my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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